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Part calendar, part extraordinary to do list, I Was Going To Buy You A Calendar, But I Got You This Book Instead is the ultimate remedy to our lives saturated with technology.

Why count down the year on a dreary, predictable timetable, when you could embark on an extraordinary journey through the surrealist mind of Raymond R. Raymundo?

Throughout the course of an entire year, experience something new every single day. Forget your electronic calendar or work diary. Each day is a new, invigorating, and often humorous challenge.

Beautifully illustrated with inspirational haiku.

Step out from the comfort of your ordinary existence into the unknown with the perfect gift for the overly organised or excessively fussy.

"Something new every single day."

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What kind of book is it?

The book is humours replacement for your digital calendar.

Is there a paperback version?

Yes, the book is available as an eBook, and physically in paperback and hardcover.

Is this book funny?

Yes, the tasks created by the writer are humorous and insightful.

Can I actually do the calendar entries?

Yes. Each week presents the reader with a new challenge they can actually undertake.

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Books by Issac Grey Lambert.

| Bloody Colony

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TRIVIA

The writer tests the weekly tasks, to much merriment amongst his friends, who think he is a pork pie short of a picnic.

HAIKU

The book features beautifully illustrated haiku. Here is one.

It's time to break free

unchain life's boxes and norms

experience anew

And another.

Some of us have dreams

of doing superhero deeds

what do they dream of?

This chilling Sci-Fi book series reveals the consequences of unbridled human expansion through twenty harrowing tales spanning three centuries and thirty light-years.

From brutal alien encounters to impossible choices, these stories take you on a journey through the darkest corners of human nature and out into the savagery of the unknown.

But be warned — the worlds of Bloody Colony are a labyrinth of horror, and once you enter, the nerve-racking sounds and terrifying sights will trap you forever.

Very little is known about Raymond R. Raymundo. A noted satirist and surrealist, he shuns all publicity.

Ray challenges the notions of identity, our relationship with technology, and conventions of ordinary life, His work is rarely published and we are honoured to be selected to feature one of his books.

Find Raymond exclusively on Amazon Books.

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Publication Date August 28, 2024

Language English

Number of Print Pages Paperback 179 • Hardcover 179

Genres Humour • Fun • Social • Surrealist • Satire • Calendar • Activities

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Locations Everywhere • Anywhere • All over the place

Publisher Quahx Limited

Formats eBook • Paperback • Hardcover

Writer Issac Grey Lambert

ISBNs eBook 978-1-917414-05-0 • Paperback 978-1-917414-06-7 • Hardcover 978-1-917414-15-9